What Not to Eat

Last night I learned what Rice Cakes must taste like. While my people were out I did some exploring. Styrofoam in an empty box looked like food or a toy to me.. not so much - it wasn't crunchy and didn't taste so good. Books also don't taste good but they do satisfy the chew factor a bit. Auntie B loaned my people a book and I found it on the coffee table - had a few chews on it. I am told I will need to be very cute and win Aunite B over as a way to apologize for chewing a bit on her book.